Carolyn's Little World Carolyn Gargaro
December 25, 1998 Hypocrisy of "the politics of personal destruction"
December 24, 1998 Beelzebubba inspires the devil to quote Scripture
December 19, 1998 A holiday gift suggestion for the sociopath who has everything
December 8, 1998 Genocide is just so much good clean fun
December 3, 1998 Now that IS shocking!
November 14, 1998 The most expensive blow job a man never got!
October 15, 1998 The ultimate irony of Slick Willie
October 3, 1998 Smashing stereotypes, left or right, of conservatism
August 17, 1998 Submitting my virtual love to my cybermistress
Hypocrisy of "the politics of personal destruction"
Hey "BartCop," you Lying Sexual McCarthyite, where were you last Saturday when our president, after achieving the pinnacle of his legacy, forcefully declared, "We must stop the politics of personal destruction"? Oh, my mistake, I momentarily forgot that "the politics of personal destruction" is a tactic of Clintonite, liberal, leftist, progressive, socialist, communist, etc. hypocrites. In future, please contain the spewing of your ignorance to the disgusting, disgraceful, despicable, disingenuous, deceptive, depraved, degenerate waste of bandwidth that is your web site.
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Friday, December 25, 1998 at 11:54:44 (EST)
Beelzebubba inspires the devil to quote Scripture
At the risk of being the devil who quotes Scripture, please consider the following with regard to Beelzebubba:
"To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted. They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good." (Titus 1:15-16 NIV)
Finally to my dear online friend Carolyn, her Christian fans, and all who believe in truth, justice, and righteousness (even godless heathens like me!):
"Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people." (Luke 2:10 NIV)
Long live the Republic and the American people who created it!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic; i.e., a conservative, Republican, traditionalist, pro-life, Army veteran, Secular Humanist atheist
Thursday, December 24, 1998 at 16:10:03 (EST)
A holiday gift suggestion for the sociopath who has everything
Are you having trouble finding that perfect Christmas (or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Solstice, Saturnalia, etc.) gift for the Chief Sociopath who has everything?
Please allow me to suggest a legacy-building "Bill of Impeachment" which has only been used once before in 210 years!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Saturday, December 19, 1998 at 15:36:03 (EST)
Genocide is just so much good clean fun
Hey "Rico Suave," I checked your web site and all I can say is, "Hail victory!" Congratulations on so clearly and forcefully demonstrating my primary insight into the "pro-choice" mind at its most egregious:
Anyone who supports the current legal status of abortion as birth control has such a wanton and callous disregard for innocent human life as to possess the mentality, as well as the moral status, of a Nazi.
When can we expect a web site reveling in the joys of exterminating "untermenschen" (lower humans or subhumans; e.g., Jews, Slavs, non-"Aryans," etc.)? Please be certain to include industrial uses of the by-products of this fun; e.g., body fat into soap, hair into pillow and mattress stuffing, skin into lampshades, etc.
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic, a pro-life Secular Humanist atheist
Tuesday, December 8, 1998 at 16:51:19 (EST)
Now that IS shocking!
Regarding Carolyn's "goddaughter" page:
I'm shocked, shocked to find that there is exhibitionism going on in a personal web site!
Hmm, Carolyn Gargaro is "The Godmother"? Well I reckon it'll be alright as long as she doesn't start making us offers we "can't refuse!"
-- Matt "It was nice having knee caps" Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Thursday, December 3, 1998 at 09:08:15 (EST)
The most expensive blow job a man never got!
Regarding Bubba's settlement with Paula Jones:
$850,000!!! For something he didn't do!!! Sheez, probably the most expensive blow job a man never got!!!
I have only one thing to say to James Carville and his clones who would probably defend Slick Willie even if he sexually harassed them: SHUT UP!!!
I would like to have included the "mainstream" feminists, but they've been deafeningly silent all along. It's the hypocrisy, stupid!
Gee Carolyn, do you reckon that all of those ignorant, narrow-minded, left-wing bigots who wrote such mean, hateful things to you regarding your Paula Jones page will now publicly apologize? Oh my, Carolyn, you're turning such a lovely shade of blue!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Saturday, November 14, 1998 at 00:01:51 (EST)
The ultimate irony of Slick Willie
At the risk of being crude, a woman (and Dittohead) slipped the following past Rush Limbaugh on his show this afternoon:
"Isn't it ironic that Slick Willie has gotten into trouble for being a 'Tricky Dick'?"
-- Brought to you as a pubic service by Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Thursday, October 15, 1998 at 18:56:13 (EDT)
Smashing stereotypes, left or right, of conservatism
Oh my lack of God! Carolyn isn't a conservative because she's a headbanger? Because she enjoys entertainment some humorless prudes find tasteless? Because she doesn't march in lockstep with some (left or right) stereotype of conservatism? Sheez, you omitted her avowed online friendship with a godless heathen like me! Oh silly me, I forgot that being an atheist completely negates my being a free-market capitalist, a moral traditionalist, a pro-lifer, an honorably discharged Army sergeant, and a registered Republican who is looking forward to voting straight party yet again. Seeing as how I'm not a "real" conservative, I reckon I'll have to stop listening to and thoroughly enjoying Rush Limbaugh. With "National Coming Out Day" right around the corner, perhaps I should cease saving myself for (heterosexual) marriage, "come out" homosexual, and start a career of sodomizing teenage Christian boys! Gimme a break!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Saturday, October 3, 1998 at 01:58:58 (EDT)
Submitting my virtual love to my cybermistress
Greetings, O mighty ring dominitrix!
I reckon I should return the favor by signing your guestbook and publicly declaring my online friendship with you. What!? A godless heathen Tar Heel and a Catholic "Joizee" girl friends!? Oh my lack of God! But then it doesn't hurt that I'm a "conservative, Republican, traditionalist, Secular Humanist atheist" and pro-life. Well, I've heard it said that politics makes for strange bedfellows (in a manner of speaking).
If not for the vagaries of search engines, we probably wouldn't have (virtually) met; how else could I have found you on a hit using "republican atheist!" Perhaps I should also thank the "moe-ron" "Krimson Wrane" for his 5 June 1997 contribution to your "hate mail."
I cannot fathom your apparent obsession with Marvin the Martian. Everyone knows that Bugs Bunny kicks Martian butt! As Bugs would put it, "What a maroon!"
Preferring "Classic Rock" and having had my "metal sensibilities" formed under the influence of my heterosexual (mustn't confuse "Wild Bill" Nunnery with the two "sweet boys") Army roommate, I developed a "headbanger" persona that reflects my view of your musical taste. "Metal Matt" forms the "goatshead" Satanic gesture with his left hand, pounds his forehead with his right fist, and "sings" in a "heavy metal" voice: "Kill your mother, kill your father, rape your dog, BURN IN HELL!"
Well I've had my fun. Carolyn, you are too cool, and I hope we can really meet someday 'cause you and your sites ROCK! (And give me an opportunity to play copy editor! ::hehe::)
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Monday, August 17, 1998 at 13:37:10 (EDT)
