Rightgrrl! Carolyn Gargaro and Stephanie Herman
December 24, 1998 Billy Boy Clinton's most fervent Christmas wish
December 20, 1998 Reagan was a traitor, thus worse than Clinton?
December 19, 1998 A holiday gift suggestion for the sociopath who has everything
December 17, 1998 Bubba's "impeccable" timing of military strikes
November 13, 1998 The most expensive blow job a man never got!
October 21, 1998 IT'S JUST ABOUT SEX!
October 15, 1998 The ultimate irony of Slick Willie
October 7, 1998 L'affair Lewinsky and the unmitigated, willful ignorance of the looney left
October 3, 1998 Hey, I asked first!
October 1, 1998 A conservative juggernaut
July 22, 1998 A little cat fight a-goin' on
Billy Boy Clinton's most fervent Christmas wish
In latest scoop, Matt Drudge reveals Billy Boy Clinton's most fervent Christmas wish:
"Keep that bitch away from me! I don't want to do anything that'll get me in more trouble!"
For those of you who are at a loss without context, the "bitch" is the "copresident." Hey, he's the one who said it! Of course, I rather doubt that Santa will visit him tonight because he's been so very, very bad for so very, very long!
Hey all, whatever turns your crank this time of year (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Solstice, Saturnalia, etc.), be grateful you won't be facing the holiday festivities in the White House. Season's Greetings!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Thursday, December 24, 1998 at 23:01:14 (EST)
Reagan was a traitor, thus worse than Clinton?
Well Rob, probably because that's not quite what happened in Iran-Contra.
As best I remember, we sold weapons and repair parts to Israel. Israel then sold them at a substantial profit to Iran who was fighting a brutal war with Iraq. A portion of the profits from these sales were used to support the Nicaraguan Contras, the freedom fighters who were fighting the Sandinista communist dictators who stole the 1979 anti-Somoza revolution.
As we were not at war with Iran, the weapons sales can't possibly be called "treason," though they could be called "hypocritical" as we actively discouraged others from trading with Iran. The funds transfers to the Contras could be criticized for circumventing the Boland Amendment which prohibited direct military aid to the Contras. The primary reason Reagan wasn't impeached was that he apparently was unaware of the operation; this was the conclusion of the special joint Congressional committee cochaired by Sen. Daniel Inouye (D-Hawaii) and Rep. Lee Hamilton (D-Indiana). Of course the Democrats had 258 House seats in the 100th Congress ('87-'89) and could have impeached Reagan easily if they had acted as blindly partisan as they did in yesterday's vote.
Personally, I rooted for for both sides in the Iran-Iraq war; when two scorpions are fighting, they can't harm anyone else. I also supported the Contras as I would any anticommunists; communists must be opposed at all times with all means available.
Finally, Rob you strike me as being a nice guy, so please refrain from debasing yourself by adopting the Clintonite "politics of personal destruction." Though Reagan surely has his share of human flaws and failings, in no way does he sink to the depths of human degradation and degeneracy achieved by William Jefferson Clinton. Clinton is a dangerous sociopath and a truly evil human being worthy of far worse than impeachment.
BTW, I never voted for Reagan and actually made a point of voting against him: John Anderson in '80, Mondale/Ferraro in '84. I plead being raised blue-collar, union, and Southern; since 1992, I readily acknowledge the error of my ways.
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic; i.e., a conservative, Republican, traditionalist, pro-life, Army veteran, Secular Humanist atheist
Sunday, December 20, 1998 at 18:40:48 (EST)
A holiday gift suggestion for the sociopath who has everything
Are you having trouble finding that perfect Christmas (or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Solstice, Saturnalia, etc.) gift for the Chief Sociopath who has everything?
Please allow me to suggest a legacy-building "Bill of Impeachment" which has only been used once before in 210 years!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Saturday, December 19, 1998 at 15:30:30 (EST)
Bubba's "impeccable" timing of military strikes
Regarding Bubba's "impeccable" timing of military strikes:
Hmm, wasn't it Bill Clinton who ordered the missile attack on a "chemical weapons plant" in Sudan and a "terrorist training camp" in Afghanistan on the very day that Monica Lewinsky was scheduled to testify before the grand jury? The targets turned out to be a legitimate pharmaceutical factory and a collection of tents and hovels respectively. This operation cost American taxpayers $80 million minimum and numerous innocent lives in the affected countries.
Hmm, isn't it Bill Clinton who has been saber-rattling about Iraq all year long whenever his "personal" problem has risen its ugly head? Given the planning required to conduct a military operation, and the all too "convenient" execution of this one on the eve of a historic vote, it is unreasonable NOT to think the purpose of this attack was to derail a successful impeachment. The situation today is the same as when the planes were "in the air" six weeks ago with this one exception.
Bill Clinton is a sociopath capable of anything to save himself. This action clearly demonstrates the danger of leaving the power of the American Presidency in the hands of such a truly evil human being. Let's face it, impeachment is too good for this lying degenerate. The same can be said about removal, indictment, conviction, incarceration, and even death!
By the way "Roderick Smithe," I hope you, "Kelli," "Brenda Matuska," and "Maria Velasquez" (and whatever other cybernym you've used to conceal your identity while spewing your ignorance) are enjoying the cool, sunny day there in Lubbock, Texas!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Thursday, December 17, 1998 at 14:29:41 (EST)
The most expensive blow job a man never got!
Regarding Bubba's settlement with Paula Jones:
$850,000!!! For something he didn't do!!! Sheez, probably the most expensive blow job a man never got!!!
I have only one thing to say to James Carville and his clones who would probably defend Slick Willie even if he sexually harassed them: SHUT UP!!!
I would like to have included the "mainstream" feminists, but they've been deafeningly silent all along. It's the hypocrisy, stupid!
As usual the Rightgrrls are right. You go Rightgrrls!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Friday, November 13, 1998 at 23:43:52 (EST)
IT'S JUST ABOUT SEX!
Having read Steph's "IT'S JUST ABOUT SEX!!!", I think it's time to wage that campaign of pillage, rape, and murder about which I've been fantasizing ever since the Army exploited my masculinity and corrupted me into a homicidal maniac. If and when they capture and indict me, I will employ the "Bubba Defense." I'll claim that I was under the psychoactive influence of androgens, male SEXUAL hormones, so technically and ultimately my crimes were "about sex," thus irrelevant and unprosecutable. Pardon me while I crank up The Dead Kennedys as I head out the door: "Oh, my genitals, oh, my genitals!" (This post is nobody's business but my own and should be completely ignored by everyone as "IT'S JUST ABOUT SEX!")
-- SGT Death (when of reasonably sound mind known as Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic)
Wednesday, October 21, 1998 at 13:00:19 (EDT)
The ultimate irony of Slick Willie
At the risk of being crude, a woman (and Dittohead) slipped the following past Rush Limbaugh on his show this afternoon:
"Isn't it ironic that Slick Willie has gotten into trouble for being a 'Tricky Dick'?"
-- Brought to you as a pubic service by Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Thursday, October 15, 1998 at 18:48:36 (EDT)
L'affair Lewinsky and the unmitigated, willful ignorance of the looney left
Oh yes, the plot does indeed thicken, but certainly it will never be as thick as the liberal skull. How else to explain the unmitigated, willful ignorance of the looney left.
Any "friend" of mine who asked me to commit perjury and attempted to recruit me into a criminal conspiracy to obstruct justice would become an instant mortal enemy.
Also, Linda Tripp didn't break Maryland law because Maryland law didn't apply to the calls she recorded. While Tripp lives in Maryland, Monica Lewinsky lives in Washington, DC. The recorded calls were interstate calls, thus subject not to Maryland law, but to federal law which allows unilateral recording. Maryland's threat to prosecute was nothing but a brazen partisan attempt to intimidate a witness in a federal investigation; precisely the sort of abuse of power you'd expect a bunch of would-be socialist totalitarian thugs like Democrats and Clintonistas.
Contrary to your bigoted, narrow-minded characterization of Ken Starr, History will remember Judge Starr as a patriot who did yeoman's work in the service of his country in the face of the relentless calumny of a criminal conspiracy that sought to undermine America's foundation of the rule of law and equality under law.
Finally, this is a guestbook, not a debate board. The purpose of a guestbook is to give visitors a chance to comment on the web site it serves. Now all of you microcephalic leftist ninnies leave and go find a more suitable forum upon which to spew your ignorance!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Wednesday, October 7, 1998 at 01:15:08 (EDT)
A conservative juggernaut
Howdy Rightgrrls! The new and improved layout is decidedly high-speed, and the content has definitely gone into overdrive. Why am I suddenly overwhelmed with the image of an M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank in the midst of combat operations!?
"BIGOTED LIBERAL STEREOTYPE--TWELVE O'CLOCK. GUNNER--HEAT--STEREOTYPE."
"UP!"
"FIRE!"
"ON THE WAY!"
"TARGET."
Drive on, Carolyn, Stephanie, and all you Rightgrrls! DRIVE ON! Our country is a terrible thing to waste!
This month's field of Rightgrrls is certainly an admirable group; you go, Rightgrrls! Even so, where are the atheist and agnostic Rightgrrls!? I know you're hiding them from me!
Finally, as 11 October is "National Coming Out Day," do you suppose I could be a Rightgrrl if I "came out" as a "male lesbian"? That certainly would confound a liberal/left stereotype or two!
-- Matt Wallace, AKA The Compleat Heretic
Thursday, October 1, 1998 at 12:59:49 (EDT)
A little cat fight a-goin' on
Hmm, looks like y'all have yourselves a little cat fight a-goin' on. WOO-HOO! A man's gotta like that. My money's on the Rightgrrls 'cause they're right and "right," and they kick serious hindquarter! All the "Leftgrlls" know how to do is whine, bitch, moan, and complain about how unfair life is because they themselves are too damned irresponsible to take the appropriate actions to keep life from bendin' 'em over and drivin' the point home! That and slaughter preborn children; "Hail victory!" Carolyn, Stephanie, and all you "Rightgrrls" keep up the good work! Oh, before I take my leave, where are y'all hidin' the atheist Rightgrrls?
-- The Compleat Heretic
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 19:46:17 (EDT)
